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[text] ingenuity

[badnewsandshitlist]

Vex'ahlia, you are good at keeping secrets. If you had to hide about a dozen doors of various sizes- where would you stash them?

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[stolentrinkets]

Darling, would you mind explaining why you would need to hide a dozen doors of various sizes?

[badnewsandshitlist]

I may of removed them from Vax's room while he was away.


I was doing him a favor, honestly.

[stolentrinkets]

[It takes her a moment to reply, because she is absolutely laughing her ass off.]

Then by all means, I'd suggest just hiding them outside because he'd never look in the obvious place.

[badnewsandshitlist]

[Ah, there's the sound of Vex's laughter that he treasures so very much~]

Thank you, Vex. I knew that I could count on you. I may also be needing you as protection as well. My living status has been put into question.

[stolentrinkets]

I'll hide you, don't worry. If he tries to kill you, then just knee him in the balls. That should slow him down.

[badnewsandshitlist]

That would slow any man down, but I will keep that in mind. I may have to resort to that anyways if he actually follow through with the return of ball tap.


I might have to make myself a steel or some other sturdy codpiece, just in case. That actually might be a bit of a funny surprise for him, now that I think about it.

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[ofravensanddaggers]

Sister

I'm going to say this now

I won't kill him but if he's missing his balls next time you see him it's his own damn fault

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[stolentrinkets]

Brother.

I would like to have children with this man one day, you are not allowed to maim or detach those balls from his person. Are we clear?

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[ofravensanddaggers]

First of all: I don't need to know that

Second of all: no promises. Get a good healer just in case.

[stolentrinkets]

Clearly you do if you plan to remove them.

Pike isn't here, you halfwit. She's the only one I'd trust with those.

Learn how to not murder them or I'll murder you.

[ofravensanddaggers]

If he didn't want to be sans balls he shouldn't have started this war

but FINE

He's lucky I'm more warry of you angry than I am of him...period.

[stolentrinkets]

Are you sure you didn't start it somehow?

Good. As you should be.

[text] ingenuity

[badnewsandshitlist]

Vex'ahlia? Are you home? I am feeling incredibly violent at this moment and I honestly do not trust myself not to break anything important.

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[stolentrinkets]

I'm home, darling. What's going on?

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[badnewsandshitlist]

I had a lovely discussion with that Ashton fellow and it went rather poorly. It is safe to say that we have some differences in opinions on matters of compassion. I may of also said somethings I probably would not of said in your presence.

[stolentrinkets]

[If he were there, he'd hear her sigh heavily. She got along swimmingly with Ashton, so she had to assume something happened.]

What exactly happened?

[badnewsandshitlist]

He came to me with a request to make something for his friend and I was perhaps a bit too uppity and one thing lead to another and the discussion about his other friend came up. The one with Delilah's soul.


And you know how I feel about her.

[stolentrinkets]

I do know how you feel about her darling. I feel the exact same way.

[She chooses her next words carefully.] From what I've heard from Ashton, she seems quite nice. Did she arrive and start trouble?

[text] ingenuity

[badnewsandshitlist]

I think the world has gone mad and you are the only thing that makes sense.

[stolentrinkets]

I'm glad you think I'm the only sane one here, but that definitely puts you down in the mad category.

What's gone on, darling?

[badnewsandshitlist]

You say that as if it ever was a question. Not many sane people build weapons based off dreams.

I have just made a mistake of looking at the network. I can not fathom some people's prospectives and I am not making as great of an appeal as I thought I was. I used to be so good at it.

[stolentrinkets]

Not that many people are conned by Vengeance demons, either.

As much as we'd like to think so, not everyone can be reasoned with. It's like the old saying goes: you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

[badnewsandshitlist]

That is debatable, You may have to pool a larger target audience to get an adequate evaluation on that matter. There may be far more people fooled by vengeance demons then what we know.

That's pretty valid but what if one use spell like Domination?

[stolentrinkets]

I'm not sure, darling. You're the only one who I know that's been fooled by one.

You could, but wouldn't that be cruel?